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correspondence: techno's relationship to other music

Received 21 May 2003
Sent: 21 May 2003 17:07
Subject: steam powered drum machine

techno is the crappest music on the planet. get a life.
The Museum's reply
Sent: 21 May 2003 17:23
Subject: Re: steam powered drum machine


Thank you very much for your email. From its tone, I imagine we may not have the pleasure of receiving you at the Museum in the near future, which is a shame; although I can appreciate that our Collection might not be to everyone's tastes!

Work is underway on the "Research" section of our website, however, and we hope to use this section to publicise ongoing research work carried out at the Museum and related institutions. Central to our research programme is Dr Joseph Kelly's theory that all music is in fact constructed of techno at a deep, "quantum" level.

Dr Kelly is currently carrying out research which seeks to reveal the techno at the heart of the recorded music of the 20th century - should you wish to be kept abreast of his progress, then please reply to this email and I will add you to our mailing list.

Kind regards

Dianne Waymire (Mrs)
Administrator, Museum of Techno
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