Just up on Youtube now: our new video, Theology and Man Scratchings: Mr Braidy continues our exploration of theology, and Mr Cornwell recounts a disturbing culinary incident at the Blue Whale public house, Woolwich, South London.

Yes, you heard: since I last communicated to you via our website, we have released not one but twain (“two” in contemporary youth-speak) videos on the subject of seeking inspiration for a track.

The context to these videos is that Cornwell, having fallen in love with a famous European lady disk jockey, wishes to express his affections in the medium of eurotrance. However, as a dyed-in-the-wool techno producer, he is lacking inspiration for his tune. Fortunately, several of our fans – including Elite Force, Bassrock Records and Mac “Wave Maker” Melto – have sent us their tracks for review, discussion or mastering, and Cornwell hopes to derive inspiration from this music.

We also consider local club dances, and ways of enhancing one’s experience of listening to music.

We hope you enjoy both videos. Tell everyone you know, and then devise ways to tell everyone else.

Technicians – Sherry Sessions 3 – Inspiration (part 1)

Technicians – Sherry Sessions 4 – Inspiration (part 2)

In order to broaden the scope of our videos, Braidy and Cornwell have decided to release edited video highlights of their legendary sherry sessions in the Technical Department offices at the Museum of Techno. We hope that this more relaxed format will allow us to explore a wider variety of topics in even more philosophical and scientific depth than our famous tutorial videos.

In this, the second video in the series, the sherry kicks in in earnest and we offer some observations on mankind’s favourite eight-legged friend: the spider.

Technicians – Sherry Sessions 2 – Spiders

In order to broaden the scope of our videos, Braidy and Cornwell have decided to release edited video highlights of their legendary sherry sessions in the Technical Department offices at the Museum of Techno. We hope that this more relaxed format will allow us to explore a wider variety of topics in even more philosophical and scientific depth than our famous tutorial videos.

In this, the first video in the series, we start with a few observations on one of our favourite subjects: cheese.

Technicians – Sherry Sessions 1 – Cheese

The latest tutorial video by our Technicians, entitled “How to Rock the Mic”, is now available on Youtube.

Technicians – How to Rock the Mic

So we know a little bit about circuit bending, but we didn’t necessarily know there was a scene for eccentric musicians forcing danceable music out of 25-year-old personal computers and outdated pocket video games.

Fortunately Dave Green was up for nicking the Technicians’ video camera and going to check it out for us. Here is his report.